(via carbonatedmustard)
(via refridgerator)
- Britain: Excuse Me
- Netherlands: Excuseer me
- Mexico: Perdon
- Italy: Permesso
- France: Pardon
- Canada: Sorry
- America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
- Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
when a guy walks past you and you catch a whiff of their cologne
(via beyoncevevo)
when you fake sick and everyones like “yeah you look really terrible”
(via tinytiddies)
(via uncreativeabi)
(via tinytiddies)
- Australian: making my way down town
- Australian: walking fast
- Magpie: aggressive bird noises
- Australian: walking faster
(via legit-humour)